NEW ORIGINAL: RIESLING ON THE BOAT

"RIESLING ON THE BOAT"

48x72 inches

acrylic, gold, glitter on wood

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NEW ORIGINAL AVAILABLE: COVER YOUR EYES

"COVER YOUR EYES"

48x72 inches

acrylic, gold, glitter, epoxy resin on wood

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I SUCK AT SEWING

I wish I knew how to sew. Thanks for nothing Home Economics and Fashion Merch classes. I mean, I can sew. Just not well.

Everything I've attempted to make falls apart. Not to mention the battlefield of strings and scraps left behind that I spend weeks cleaning up from my floors.

But sometime soon I will attempt to get back into it. So I can make these fun little puppies:

Image cred: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/287737863665483285/

WHO NEEDS A GIRL ANYWAYS...

People tell me I should have had a girl. I say nah. Girls can be dicks once they hit about age 9 (so I hear). The whole puberty/first time menstruation thing can wreak havoc on the parents of girls.

Boys are so much more fun. So what if statistically they are the gender that can be a harder labor/delivery, a less chill kid, and not sleep through the night before their other counterpart? Lol. They won't menstruate.

"But what about missing out on all the cute girly clothes?" people ask me. Boys can be just as much fun to dress up. I mean take a look at all the opportunities out there:

Image credits: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/384213411931319832/