WHO NEEDS A GIRL ANYWAYS...

People tell me I should have had a girl. I say nah. Girls can be dicks once they hit about age 9 (so I hear). The whole puberty/first time menstruation thing can wreak havoc on the parents of girls.

Boys are so much more fun. So what if statistically they are the gender that can be a harder labor/delivery, a less chill kid, and not sleep through the night before their other counterpart? Lol. They won't menstruate.

"But what about missing out on all the cute girly clothes?" people ask me. Boys can be just as much fun to dress up. I mean take a look at all the opportunities out there:

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